June 2012
blaperture-mesa:
funkyfreshdays:
reallycreepyfangirl:
on a scale of 1 to america how free are you to go on a date with me
north korea
ouch
3 tags
lalondes:
from now on instead of saying “that’s crazy” i’m going to say “that’s fifty shades of cray”
adamusprime:
i’m going to write erotica for very shy people
“s-should i take my shirt off?”
“oh, uh…no, no that’s fine…unless you really want to…”
“uh, do…you want me to?”
“well i mean…i dunno…”
6 tags
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
5 tags
“Everybody seeks happiness! Not me, though! That’s the difference between me and...”
– Calvin
