where do i sign up to be a rich but barely working artistic person/musician in a big city in a studio apartment with wood floors and lots of books and comfy sweaters and rainy afternoons and gentle abstract music playing in the background because this is really all i want from life
18th century poesy ring.
Inscription reads: Many are the stars I see but in my eye no star like thee.
The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you
It goes less than excellent, unfortunately. I’ve been way too lazy to do anything about anything lately. I think September is getting to me.
Do I know you? I know you, don’t I? (Godqueen sounds great btw)
i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy
Leonids from Leo
don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:
- you have a body
- that’s it
- you’re beautiful
- you win
You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.